Pizza Saves of the Day: A seven-year-old girl from Sarasota who slapped her unconscious mother with a piece of pizza became the youngest person ever to receive a life-saving award from her local fire department.
When Rita Lawlor found her mother out cold, she tried waking her up by slapping her with some leftover pizza. Failing that, Rita called 911, and remained on the line with the dispatched until emergency crews arrived.
Her mom is doing well, but no word on what became of the pizza.
DISNEY ANNA STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS, IT’S YOUR HOMETOWN
but I just don’t. At all.
My town is hicks and a mall.
drunk pregnant chavs
bogans and one street with five adult shops
rich white 40-something women and a shopping centre that caters exclusively to rich white 40-something women
chinese people, and more chinese people, and bikes and chinese people
Old people communities, McMansions, and farms.
A downtown full of gangstas and a lot of houses in the boonies with northern hillbillies. And a mall fit for senior citizens.
A mall, housing developments and trees.
Chavs and seagulls o/
and chav seagulls.
A shop and a moose.
Grocery store, a grocery store and a grocery store. Oh, and then there’s the grocery store.
Old people (seriously, the average age is 70), beaches, and some hipsters from the art school and really hippie college in my city.