Just thought I should share this with you.
oh my god
John Watson has killed mangos in cold blood.
John Watson once stepped on a puppy’s tail and didn’t say that he was sorry
John Watson can kill people with his eyebrows alone.
John Watson, while watering his spice garden, stubbed his toe and only cried for 20 minutes.
John Watson is made of rabid kittens, fuckers.
John Watson brushes his teeth with a hard bristled tooth brush.
John Watson bleeds the tiny minions of hell.
John Watson watched The Lion King and laughed when Mufasa died
John Watson doesn’t lay back and think of England.
England lays back and thinks of John Watson.
Old Spice is just John Watson’s semen.
Martin Freeman doesn’t play John Watson. John Watson plays Martin Freeman playing John Watson.
Once, Martin Freeman punched me in the face. It was awesome.
John wasn’t didn’t cry when Snape said “Always” in Harry Potter. He laughed.
John Watson calls his penis “the Chuck Norris” because it can bring grown men to their knees.
(Source: , via therotmeister)
I feel like a female version of Martin Freeman as John Watson in this sweater/outfit generally.