May 2013
hiragana adventures: the difference a particle...
japanlove:
julieyumi:
こいがしたい koi ga shitai i want to fall in love
こいとしたい koi to shitai i want to do it with a carp
こいのしたい koi no shitai the corpse of a carp
#the importance of kanji
woofuckingjiho:
you know that “joke” your friend makes about you and the only problem is that it actually hits home and you sit there and realize that they were probably being serious in an indirect way and covering up their true thoughts by passing it off as a joke and then you just sit there feeling like shit for the entire day
Doctor Who Bechdel Test →
kawaiiabetic:
dontbearuiner:
tenlittlebullets:
noddinoff:
sociologically:
youknownothingjimkirk:
tzviaariella:
theoncomingwolf:
There is something called the Bechdel Test. It’s a scale you run movies through to basically see how conscious of female characters they are.
The test is as follows: 1. It must have at least two named female characters. 2. They must speak to each other....
euphrasiefauchelevent:
“leave marius alone”: the new musical containing the thrilling numbers
“he doesnt owe eponine anything please stop that”
“marius pontmercy is not the comic relief”
“if u compare him to moon moon again i will end you”
and the showstopper
“do u even realise how much this guy goes through stop blaming everyTHING ON HIM”
Some profanity I'd like to hear more often:
tittybasket:
1800chokethath0e:
lucatastrophe:
“For the sake of fuck”
“For shitting out loud”
“For the fuck of God”
“Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
“I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
“Fuckwad”
“Cocktard”
“Shitbeak”
“Cuntsteak”
“Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
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Late May duties:
Epilate legs
Bitch constantly about how much epilating hurts
“This is Obama’s America! It’s like the Soviet Union. He said he would change the...”
– Today in overreactions- Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros responds to the DOJ’s arguably illegal investigation of a Fox reporter by bringing in communism and advocating violence (via reallyfoxnews)
opposite-directions:
i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
aishiterushit:
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
Report: Tim Curry 'recovering' from stroke →
tjuefem:
billiethepoet:
Rocky Horror Show actor Tim Curry is recovering after suffering a major stroke at his home in Los Angeles.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tim Curry is a legend among peasants, dude. All of my best thoughts to him as he recovers.
Watchmeggannn:
thatlonelybarricade:
videohall:
Bird reacts to dubstep
#best four seconds of my life tbh
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
クイリリラにもチそなかいクンイミ: thighabetic: poonraider:... →
thighabetic:
poonraider:
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do…
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The Problem with 'Boys Will Be Boys' →
gettingahealthybody:
For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion.
No matter how many times he did it, his parents never swooped in BEFORE the morning’s live 3-D reenactment...
Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX
glasscase-ofemotion:
soapiie:
simonmarshallcolfer:
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
^same
Double second-hand embarrassment,...
